Alan 'Shecky' Grayson tries to deploy his wit against Ted Cruz, crashes and burns

Jerkwad Joe Mande isn’t the only lefty trying to turn Ted Cruz’s awesome 21-hour marathon into weak joke fodder:

Uh oh! Look out! @AlanGrayson hasn't been getting enough attention lately! Here come the tweets!

— HouseRepEEE (@EEElverhoy) September 25, 2013

Behold the tweets in all their glory:

Q: Would Ted Cruz filibuster a cure for cancer?

— Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) September 25, 2013

Millions of Americans are grateful to Ted Cruz for curing them of insomnia.

— Alan Grayson (@AlanGrayson) September 25, 2013

Bra-vo, Congressman.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/382941817970233344

Stephen Colbert should hire him. That comedy team would be unstoppable!

https://twitter.com/tabithabeaman/status/382944592049352704

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/382944312524541952

@AlanGrayson Grow up

— Greg Chesser (@GregChesser) September 25, 2013

Grow up, Congressman — and get out.

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