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Campaigner in chief spikes football, plays blame game at fiscal cliff presser

President Obama came down from his ivory tower today to address the looming fiscal cliff and reassure the American public that no matter what happens, he’s only looking out for us. He prefaced his speech like so:

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Despite that flitting moment of self-awareness, he kept talking, flanked by a human rainbow:

https://twitter.com/jdonels/status/285818841794236417

Isn’t that special? Regardless of the color of your skin, you can rest assured that Daddy Obama will take care of you:

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Oh, and also? He won. Spike that football, baby!

His cheering audience stopped just short of hoisting him on their shoulders and parading him around the room:

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/285820928196235264

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https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/285820944860192768

Twitterers were quick to notice that for a guy who claims to take our welfare very seriously, he doesn’t seem to be all that serious:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/285821323014451200

https://twitter.com/moorehn/status/285821202080096257

https://twitter.com/CAAmyO/status/285822575823683585

Key to Shecky Obama’s standup routine? Blaming Republicans, natch:

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Thank goodness we have a practical, post-partisan president!

Just a shame that after all that, we’re no clearer on our fate. Aside from blaming and mocking the GOP, President Obama really didn’t offer any insight as to where negotiations stand:

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Other than to reiterate his desire to compromise by forcing dissenters to bow to his will:

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/285820717050781696

https://twitter.com/ianessling/status/285823008742969344

Sure is a neat trick, huh?

https://twitter.com/LDoren/status/285821638610673665

https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/285821415322689536

That makes 300 million of us.

Happy New Year, America.

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