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Ke$ha gives Olympic penis props

That’s Ke$ha. Keepin’ it classy, as always.

Though she could be talking about anyone in theory, the “dude” to whom she refers may be Henrik Rummel, a member of the U.S. Olympic rowing team. The bronze medalist found himself the, er, object of a great deal of speculation after a photo of him and his unfortunately-positioned manhood circulated around the interwebs. Rummel conceded that he was excited at his team’s bronze medal win, but not excited in that way.

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So, Ke$ha wants to high-five the “boner Olympian dude.” We discourage any man from positioning himself anywhere near her palm. Rummel, or whoever the object of her affection might be, would be wise to jump in his boat and paddle away as fast as he can.

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