Eye on Occupy: We would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling cops!

Ah, of course. It’s the police’s fault that Occupy sucks at messaging. If only Occupy were left to its own devices, we’d all understand the movement so much better.

Occupy isn’t violent! It’s just that the police are always giving the protesters the stinkeye. Occupy violence is a result of police distracting Occupiers from their true mission. Those protesters only have the purest of intentions. If only the cops would just trust them …

Please disregard this. And this. And this. And this. And this. Oh, and this.