By now, you’ve probably heard that President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Kyiv, Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Might’ve been nice for him to make a brief detour to East Palestine, Ohio, on the way, but whatever. Maybe he’ll get there eventually.

Anyway, it’s great that Joe’s in Ukraine right now to show solidarity with the Ukrainian people, who are now a year into Vladimir Putin’s assault on them. And if you ask Stephen King, it’s just proof that Joe Biden is just about the bravest guy out there:

And say whatever you want about Stephen King — the man’s got absolutely no clue about basic human anatomy.

Three feet of guts means, what? Like, a dozen colostomy bags? At least a few, right?

That’s not a lot of guts at all. Apparently Joe only has about one-ninth the guts as most fully grown adults. Seems like something that his doctor would want to mention when putting together his report on what amazing shape the president is in. At the very least, Joe should probably cut back on the chocolate-chocolate-chip ice cream.

All kidding aside, though, as is the case with intestinal length, it’s important to keep things in perspective. And the fact remains that it only would’ve taken about three feet of guts to make a stop in East Palestine to let the people there know that you haven’t completely forgotten about them.




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