How did we miss this gem from Chelsea Handler the other day? We have no idea, but we’re truly sorry. Because if we missed it, there’s a decent chance that you missed it, too. And that’s a damn shame.
Just think of how much richer the last few days of your lives could’ve been if only you’d known about Chelsea’s “Day in the Life of a Childless Woman
Just another day. pic.twitter.com/Bf4cdBqunG
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 10, 2023
“A Day in the Life of an Insufferable Idiot” would’ve been a more suitable title.
Let’s get something straight before we go any further: There’s nothing inherently wrong with being a childless woman. Some women out there cannot or choose not to have children, and that’s their prerogative.
No, there’s something inherently wrong with being Chelsea Handler, who has made her abortions a central part of her identity and presents her decisions to abort her unborn children as some sort of moral and professional victory.
Also, she’s just plain obnoxious, and her video is ultra-extreme-extra-mega cringe. A perfect fit for “The Daily Show.”
Just another day of not being funny.
— Jason Rantz on KTTH Radio (@jasonrantz) February 14, 2023
See, that’s a day in the life of Chelsea Handler.
This isn’t a day in the life of a childless woman.
It’s a day in the life of a rich privileged woman.
Your average childless women don’t get to roll out of bed at noon and spend the morning eating edibles.
The lack of self-awareness is insane. https://t.co/IDkWMoidpg
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) February 14, 2023
Insane … and extremely on-brand.
https://twitter.com/IzaBooboo/status/1625521284984496133
And that’s what she’s doing, isn’t it? Posting yet another big, fat L.
She's filming herself not actually doing any of these things. https://t.co/HWsDWiXD29
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 14, 2023
Sad!
You can’t hide your misery.
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) February 14, 2023
But oh boy did she just pathetically and desperately try
— Jasmine Keith (@Jasmine_Keith1) February 14, 2023
We’ll give her that much. She really did give it her all.
It would be difficult to concoct a more sad, selfish existence than the one you’ve just put forth.
— T.J. Moe (@TJMoe28) February 14, 2023
But if anyone’s up to the challenge, it’s Chelsea Handler.
https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1625520145832505345
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