Vox’s Ian Millhiser is bored, you guys. August is off to a pretty slow start, at least for him, and he’s desperate for an activity that will keep him busy. Something that will allow him to flex his creative muscles, which are in serious danger of atrophying.
Hey! How about writing obituaries for Supreme Court Justices who are still alive? That’s the ticket!
August is a slow month so I'm spending my morning updating some of my prewritten obituaries. pic.twitter.com/IxEdF1nioJ
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) August 2, 2022
Ian’s just having a normal one, everybody.
Normal and professional behavior https://t.co/D73eJBw1H7
— Max (@MadMaxMKE) August 2, 2022
No, seriously, though. This kind of stuff is totally normal for Ian Millhiser.
Maybe take a walk, do something nice for someone, take a break from Twitter…because this is creepy
— CanLen 🕙 (@CandiceLen) August 2, 2022
Creepy AF, actually.
Death wishcasting is gross https://t.co/WCMeT4LuyI
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) August 2, 2022
It’s gross, to be sure. But perhaps even more than that, it’s just straight-up weird. Millhouse is a weird dude.
This comes off kind of attention-hungry and desperate ngl
— Joseph Conner Micallef (@JoCoMicallef) August 2, 2022
Hey, it’s called staying on brand!
100% Ian was aroused when he wrote this.
— Bob in SoCal (@bvparrot) August 2, 2022
tfw you're strugglin for twitter content so you gotta go remix some of the old hits with new beats https://t.co/YEht8KoR6e
— Jeff B. is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) August 2, 2022
— The List (@ListComesForAll) August 2, 2022
There are better ways to amuse yourself, you know:
Millhiser should start a newsletter and call it The Daily Breakdown. https://t.co/EGZlDzCU4G
— AN (@MaxNordau) August 2, 2022
There’s an idea!
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