Blair Reeves may not have a fancy blue checkmark, but as executive director of nonprofit progressive policy organization Carolina Forward, he’s still someone.

Someone who has apparently never met a person who moved somewhere else because of taxes:


Yeah, we’d probably turn off notifications if we were Blair, too.

He’s taken some steps to minimize the carnage, at least:

But he’s still been getting pummeled.

Show your work, Blair. We wanna see it.

He could’ve saved $100K? You should’ve helped him pack.

Are we entirely sure that Blair Reeves has ever met a person, period?

So was Blair.