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Lincoln Project alumna and self-proclaimed 'bada** data girl' looks forward to Gov. Terry McAuliffe not sentencing teachers and students to death by banning masks

Last night, Democratic gubernatorial hopeful Terry McAuliffe made a promise to Virginia teachers:

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That’s music to Rachel Bitecofer’s ears. The Strike PAC founder — whose role as Lincoln Project senior adviser is strangely nowhere to be found in her Twitter bio — is beyond relieved to know that McAuliffe won’t be sentencing teachers and students to death by banning masks:

We weren’t aware that anyone was banning masks. Thank you, Rachel, for being such a serious person and bringing this very serious problem to the public’s attention.

Maybe someone told Rachel that people were banning masks and Rachel, being a moron, took them at their word. Or maybe Rachel, being close friends with the Lincoln Project, is just an experienced and dedicated liar.

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But spreading conspiracy theories is fun if they hurt conservatives!

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Conveeeeeeeniently.

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