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Blue-checked sports columnist and self-described 'libflake' has got some news for all 'you bang-up @RedSteeze 'Mericans'

Author and sports columnist Mike Wise has a whole swarm of bees in his bonnet. And @redsteeze ‘Mericans put them there.

You’ll want to buckle up for this ride.

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Don’t say we didn’t warn you:

Don’t worry … Mike’s got lots more where that came from.

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Perhaps Mike would like to show us on the doll where @redsteeze hurt him.

We can think of some sadder things, actually. Like Mike Wise, for example.

Hmmm.

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Sorry … what?

Ostensibly.

Asked, and answered:

There’s always a @dril tweet.

Sounds about right.

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Everything is not OK.

Clearly Mike Wise is very fragile right now. We only hope he’s strong enough to take this disappointing news in stride:

We’re not therapy professionals, but we feel like Mike could benefit a great deal from following some simple advice:

A long while.

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