New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has come under fire for alleged unwanted kissing and definitely killing grandmothers.

Evidently he’s decided to combine both of those things into one head-scratchingly awful one:

What Harris Faulkner said.

How Andrew Cuomo didn’t spontaneously combust there is genuinely mystifying.

We can’t.

And none of those grandmas wanted it.

So Andrew Cuomo sticks to his brand, at least.

And an expert in getting away with it.

Maybe he can write a book about this.