What are we gonna do with Piers Morgan? We’re not entirely sure. He doesn’t fit into a neat little box anymore.

On the one hand, he’s a liberal with a major hangup about guns. On the other hand, he’s become one of the loudest media voices denouncing wokeness and cancel culture.

Recently, he’s come under fire for criticizing Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Because it’s definitely not woke to point out that those two are incredibly, annoyingly self-righteous and all-around irritating. It’s also not inherently racist to point that out, though some people would like to paint it in that light.

Morgan has a message for all those people:

Well, if nothing else, we’re intrigued.

What does Morgan have in mind, exactly, as far as retaliation is concerned?

Whatever it is, Morgan’s critics don’t seem too worried about it:

Anyway, Morgan’s got a fair amount of support, too: