CNN is Real News, Mr. President.

And it doesn’t get any real-news-ier than this very serious discussion between Resistance talking heads Ana Navarro, Anthony Scaramucci, and Amanda Carpenter:

We’d have to imagine being on some pretty powerful drugs, first.

But delicious.

Oof.

Double oof.

Except these clowns make the Real Housewives look like intellectuals.

Gross, but accurate.

No, they’ll have lives. Those lives just won’t have any meaning.

Sad!