The Lincoln Project is made up of Very Serious People with Very Serious Concerns about America’s welfare.

Case in point:

GOOD NIGHT, AMERICA.

You guys. We can’t.

Sorry? Why would you be sorry? It’s freaking hilarious!

It’s just … we wish we’d come up with it. Can it be nominated for an Oscar or something?

Dying. We’re dying.

Ha! That makes it even better.

Right?