You know what we haven’t had in a while? A bona fide Sally Kohn hot take.

Well, we’ve got some good news for you … today, she delivered. Holy moly, did she deliver:

Hold up, everyone. Before you go and pounce on her, just hear her out:

Sally here is apparently unfamiliar with the old adage “quit while you’re behind.”

We therefore have no choice but to drag her mercilessly.

Let’s do this:

Seriously, how is she even a real person?



Holy moly. There’s actually more stupidity where all that came from:

Jeebus. Lay down, Sally. Before you hurt yourself.