Harvard really hit the jackpot when they let in David Hogg. Just look at this brilliance:

Wow, David. That is, like, so deep.

We like to think he’s not so much learning as teaching. David Hogg is a gentleman and a scholar.

At the very least, he should relinquish his place at Harvard and give it to a more deserving survivor of mass genocide.

It’s only fair.

We’re not sure if it’s pot David’s smoking or something a little more powerful. In any event: