According to her Twitter bio, the Volatile Mermaid, who goes by the Twitter handle @ohnoshetwitnt, is a “Jewish American Disney Princess.” But this take on Merry Christmas isn’t very princess-like:

Oh well. At least now, all of her 339K followers know that the Volatile Mermaid is just a nasty gal.

Plenty of Jews and other non-Christians manage to navigate the Christmas season without acting like ginormous, bitter jerks. Too bad the Volatile Mermaid can’t bring herself to do the same.