We’re not generally inclined to dedicating entire posts to stupidity from some random person, but Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and we’re feeling generous. And speaking of Thanksgiving, the particular rando we’re going to focus on today, Heather Ward, has got some rules. And if you want to talk to her this Thursday, you’re gonna have to follow them:

Only two rules. That’s not so bad!

Yeah, well, clearly you’re doing it wrong.


But seriously, it’s really difficult to understand why so many lefties have this reputation as party poopers. They seem like they’re actually a really fun bunch, because only fun people make political discussions a condition of spending time with them on what’s supposed to be a holiday to celebrate family and friends.

So much fun.

That shouldn’t be difficult for her at all.