Meet the delightful lefty whose ‘Thanksgiving Rules’ are sure to make her super-popular this year

Only two rules. That’s not so bad!

Thanksgiving Rules:

Give thanks for being in such a wonderful country with dear family and friends around the table.

You can't make too much gravy. https://t.co/sKbjLPd6Tm

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) November 25, 2019

Mine is "be excellent to each other." https://t.co/XzjU07zohP

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) November 25, 2019

Yeah, well, clearly you’re doing it wrong.

Thanksgiving Rules:

We hunt the servants in the garden maze *before* the main course.

You are not allowed to have any dessert until you have successfully swallowed a penny, three nickels, two quarters, and five dimes, in that order. https://t.co/0fOjQSJh7Q

— ?'? ? ??????? ???? (@BecketAdams) November 25, 2019

Ha!

But seriously, it’s really difficult to understand why so many lefties have this reputation as party poopers. They seem like they’re actually a really fun bunch, because only fun people make political discussions a condition of spending time with them on what’s supposed to be a holiday to celebrate family and friends.

You seem fun.

— Allan Quatermain (@AllanQuatermai9) November 25, 2019

So much fun.

How about no f&^$ing politics? How about you just enjoying Thanksgiving with friends and family, eating too much food, and being grateful? https://t.co/fil098uaSb

— Carlton Hinds (@methuselaschild) November 25, 2019

Thanksgiving rules at my house:

If you empty a bottle of wine, open a new one.

If you bring up politics, you get booted to the kids’ table.https://t.co/rYqAqKQC1C

— Rachael Larimore (@RachaelBL) November 25, 2019

Thanksgiving rules:

How about whoever you invite put politics aside for the day and just talk about your loved ones and the joy it is to be with them.

Anyone who talks politics gets to eat outside. And they don't get pie.

— Politically Agnostic Boomer Human Scum (@joeleyare) November 25, 2019

Thanksgiving Rules:

Before you talk to me about impeachment, please tell me why you hate me enough to subject me to such a harangue on a holiday.

Before you talk to me about the primary, be aware I've probably stopped listening to you at that point.https://t.co/aQcSX4IldI

— Peter Cook (@_Peter_Cook) November 25, 2019

Im sorry this is happening to you(r guests)

— Max Wagner (@MaxJWagner) November 25, 2019

Your family on Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/6fqXnmNSIH

— Sondland is Trump's Fredo (@esjay100) November 25, 2019

::: 4 days later ::: “wow, I have so much left over turkey I’ll be eating it for a month!”

— sgreen516 (@VrinMarbleye) November 25, 2019

Have a very lonely Thanksgiving

— Tango Foxtrot (@TFinn82) November 25, 2019

That shouldn’t be difficult for her at all.