We’re all supposed to think Pete Buttigieg is among the most palatable of all the Democrats’ garbage POTUS candidates. Because unlike so many of the other hopefuls, he’s not an extremist. Moderate Mayor Pete.

Well, about that:

Isn’t that nice?

But wait! There’s more:

So moderate, it hurts.

It’s a bold strategy, Mayor Pete. Let’s see how it plays out for you.