As Twitchy told you earlier, something possessed Beto O’Rourke to livestream his haircut. Predictably, it was pretty much a train wreck, albeit a hilarious one. You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at Beto’s latest in a long series of attempts to prove that he’s not a total doofus.

Apparently the New York Times’ Sopan Deb has a heart of stone, then:

Calm down, Karen.

Aren’t we fortunate to have a comic-slash-journalist to comedysplain to the rest of us?

See, Sopan, that was funny.

So was that. See how humor works?

Sopan can run all the interference he wants to. That doesn’t change the fact that Beto O’Rourke invites mockery on a daily basis.