Now that Jussie Smollett’s apparently not going to face any consequences for his crimes, at least not at a local level, hopefully he’ll have some free time to send some flowers and chocolates to Brian Stelter. Because Stelter’s taking a break from fighting fires to be Smollett’s knight in shining armor:

Because Stelter traffics in bullsh*t.

This is not a drill:

It’s only confusing if you’re as willfully obtuse as Brian Stelter.

He can always get worse.

And then there’s this:

We literally have:

Hard to argue with that assessment. If he’s not the biggest, he’s definitely right up there. His hackery has officially reached “legendary” status.

Heh.

It’s apparently also a hill that Stelter’s willing to die on:

Dear God. That tweet deserves the ratio it’s getting:

Maybe Stelter’s most impressive accomplishment to date.

Brian only puts #FactsFirst when they suit his narrative. Otherwise he’s perfectly happy to just make them up as he goes along.

He’s in media, but he’s no journalist. He actually tweeted out the thread reporting on the assistant state’s attorney admitting that they let Smollett off the hook despite the evidence against him:

The hackery … it’s just astonishing.

Brian Stelter is Real News, Mr. President.

This … is CNN.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.

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