You might wanna sit down for this one. CNN White House reporter Jeremy Diamond apparently had to:

Yes, just fascinating!

He’s not fooling us, that’s for damn sure.

See, now that’s definitely a more appropriate word for this particular situation.

Let’s see if we can remember

Ah, yes. That’s right.

None from the New York Times:

All the news that’s fit to print. Unless the New York Times decides it’s fit to bury.

Be sure and give him our best, Jeremy.