Hillary Clinton is never going to leave us alone, is she? She’s bad enough just as she is. But throw Broadway and wine into the mix? You’re cooking up a recipe for disaster.

And yet, here we are:

Don’t all sign up at once!

There are a lot of other unpleasant things we’d much rather subject ourselves to before we’d ever put ourselves through that kind of punishment.

For what it’s worth, though, Comfortably Smug’s body is ready:

Here’s hoping Smug wins the contest. And that he records the whole thing.