Today’s “suspicious package” news comes to you from Charlotte, North Carolina:

More from WBTV:

Employees in the mail room notified police who cleared the scene shutting down roads. A K-9 unit was also deployed to the scene, police say.

The initial discovery sparked an investigation causing the Duke Energy building to be evacuated and road closures in the area.

The investigation closed roads in the areas surrounding S Tryon Street and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

If you’re thinking “Wow! This must’ve been one hell of a package!” then you’re right. It was:

Not just any cassette tape, though. This one was special:

Is terrorism by power ballad a thing? It should be a thing.


Don’t stop believin’. Or, put another way: