The New Yorker’s Adam Davidson has really got Teh Jooz pegged, y’all. No, really. Hear him out:

Did he nail it or did he nail it?

Not too shabs:

We’re sure it’ll only get even more impressive.

Ugh. Nice going, Adam.

No kidding.

Well, that depends … how much time have you got?

Good point.

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