Merry Litmas, everyone!

Chuck Grassley ain’t playin’. Michael Avenatti and Julie Swetnick had better buckle up.

We’re gonna need a bigger tub of popcorn.

We’d pay good money to see that.

And it’s long past time Avenatti face them.

Just don’t expect him to face them like a man:

Bless his white male heart.

Snort.

Oh, for sure.