Careful, Babylon Bee … if you keep this up, we might start to think you’re getting out of the satire business:

Dammit. They’ve done it again!

More from the Babylon Bee:

After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to always believe all women no matter what.

“This new list lets us be consistent with our rallying cry,” said Hillary Clinton. “We can now simultaneously say that we believe all women, while conveniently ignoring or silencing women whose stories conflict with our narrative.”

The list is available online in a 587 MB PDF download, or a hard copy of the binders full of women can be purchased from Hillary Clinton’s official site.

Oh man.

Yeah, you really do.