Man. Is Slate on a roll today or what? First they want to ditch the Supreme Court and that dusty old Constitution, and now they’re flipping out over the remake of “A Star is Born” because it’s “deeply conservative” or something.

Yes, really:

Alrighty then.

Oh, we can’t wait to support for this argument. But it looks like we’ll have to, because Slate’s Sam Adams completely fails to present any.

That’s pretty much it, yeah.

Excellent pro tip, @neontaster.

Well, maybe not “cute,” per se. But amusing, at the very least.

But then what would they do with their time? Journalism? Please!