A lot of people have at least one awful date story. But this might be the awful date story to end all awful date stories:

Popcorn … and maybe a bottle or three of hard liquor:

What the hell did we just read?

We don’t know … we respect that guy’s finesse. Not sure we’d be coherent after experiencing something like that.

It may take us a while to recover.

Seriously.

Duly noted.