Honest question: Does piling on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ever get old? The answer, of course, is no. And few do it better than the Babylon Bee.

Today, they did it again:


Democratic candidate for Congress Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was in the middle of a run-of-the-mill interview—blankly staring at the interviewer for a minute straight after being asked how she’d pay for all the social programs she’s proposing—when disaster struck. She noticed a book on a table nearby and reached over to pick it up before anyone could stop her.

“Aieeee! It burns ussss!” Ocasio-Cortez screamed as her hand burst into flames from touching the book on rudimentary economic concepts. She claimed she had never seen one of those “dreadful things” before and wasn’t aware how much damage it could do.

She was immediately rushed to the hospital.

We’re heading to the hospital, too. Because our sides are killing us right now.

That’s just how good the Babylon Bee is at this stuff.



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