As Twitchy told you, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio took a break from murdering groundhogs to threaten our media today:

Surely our heroic firefighters like CNN’s Brian Stelter would rise up in the face of such a blatant assault on the press!

Don’t worry … Brian’s got something to say about this:

C’mon, Brian. What questions are there to ask? Bill de Blasio’s made his feelings about the free press quite clear.

But then, so have you, Brian.

Good Lord, Brian.

So perfect.

Brian Stelter does not deserve to be taken seriously by anyone.

Ah, it’s just Rupert Murdoch’s media empire. So that makes it OK, then?

We sure do. But it never hurts to be reminded.

Bingo.

It’s only fair.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.