It’s not just Bette Midler melting down over the summer heat. Dan Rather’s beside himself, too:

Deafening, you guys. Maybe that’s because it’s effing July.

Surely Dan Rather is old enough to remember hotter Julys than this one, right?

Dan needs to cool it. But how?

Oh, lawdy.

Oh, we’re enjoying them, too. They’re worth their weight in unintentional comedy gold!

Or, at the very least:

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