If you’re gonna call yourself “Comedy Central,” it’s probably a good idea to make sure you know what comedy actually is.

As Twitchy told you, Curtis Cook, stand-up comedian and writer for Comedy Central’s “Jim Jefferies Show,” reacted to the news that Anthony Kennedy is retiring from the Supreme Court with a shamelessly demented death wish:

We shouldn’t be too hard on him, though. Because the evidence is pretty powerful that Comedy Central is just not a place that knows how to be funny:

Mmmmmkay.