James Comey, ladies and gentlemen:

We didn’t know it was possible not to know that.

Ignorance of very public knowledge is definitely something you look for in an FBI director.

Does Comey think this will make him look better? More sympathetic?

Ha!

Seriously, though. This revelation is nothing if not incredibly disturbing.

Either that, or he’s a flaming liar. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s both.