It’s always important to choose your words carefully. Especially when a lot of people are going to see them.

Fox News’ chief White House correspondent John Roberts probably should’ve thought about that before he sent this tweet:

Wat.

WTF is going on?

Seriously. Our heads hurt. Almost as much as … Roberts’ colon?

Thankfully, the explanation is a lot less weird and/or gross than we were unwillingly imagining:

Ohhhhhhhhh. Yeah, John … there’s gotta be a better way to say that.