Earlier this week, Jim Acosta took his act to Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show. Because of course he did.

And if you thought he’d find a way to out-hack himself for Kimmel, well, come and collect your prize:

If anyone needs us, we’ll be changing our underwear. Because we just peed ourselves.

No idea, but it certainly isn’t us. Or anyone who’s watched him play journalist on the teevee.