Earlier today, Alex Jones teased an “Infowars exclusive” featuring Kanye West.

When Eric Garland got wind of that, the wheels in his head started turning. But it looks like they were turning a little too fast:

Call it a conspiracy theory? Don’t mind if we do.

Because of course he’ll stand by it. Like, how do you not stand by hard evidence like this?

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

We’re dead. We’re legit dead. RIP us.