Earlier today, Alex Jones teased an “Infowars exclusive” featuring Kanye West.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/991731117676998662
When Eric Garland got wind of that, the wheels in his head started turning. But it looks like they were turning a little too fast:
Both are witting (or, implausibly, unwitting) at least assets of Russian intelligence, be it through Roger Stone (likely Jones' case) or other corrupt elements. https://t.co/hWCaZ5J5c2
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 2, 2018
Kanye's recent coordinations with Trump, along with his use of inflammatory rhetoric and symbols (Confederate Flag) reek of "provokatsiya."
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 2, 2018
Call this conspiracy theory if you dare: you ain't got a better explanation than this, and my sources tell me this is going to come out. So see you in a year. We'll circle back. ?
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 2, 2018
Call it a conspiracy theory? Don’t mind if we do.
Because of course he’ll stand by it. Like, how do you not stand by hard evidence like this?
AHEM. (h/t @mtylr23) Note the date: Nov 15, 2016. https://t.co/m6guPSpPbk
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 2, 2018
Two days prior, November 13, 2016: Kanye meets at Trump Tower before departing for Moscow. ? https://t.co/ItiWEC2y7b
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) May 2, 2018
Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/991738983729258496
Time for some lame theory.
— Reed Jackson (@nakedfoul) May 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/BigSteve207/status/991747394218921984
2018: hings are stupid
Kanye: hold my beer
Garland: [grabs beer out of Kanye's hand and smashes it on forehead]
— Jeff Dobbs (@jeffdobbs) May 2, 2018
Lmfaooo
— lukychmz (@lukychmz) May 2, 2018
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It's official: we've found the Hottest Kanye Take ever written. pic.twitter.com/2ZSh177MGr
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 2, 2018
"call this a conspiracy theory if you dare"
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) May 2, 2018
I lol'd at "If you dare."
Should I risk it? Dare I? https://t.co/8qXrFCQtah
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 2, 2018
If I didn't know what I already know about Eric Garland, I would swear that this was all just a brilliant running troll act. https://t.co/yys1ROr42b
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 2, 2018
Seriously: he cites to SOURCES.
HE CLAIMS SOURCES ARE TELLING HIM THIS OH GOD WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY.
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/991742978845761536
We’re dead. We’re legit dead. RIP us.
once again i am reminded that this site is free.
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 2, 2018
https://twitter.com/andylevy/status/991740676768522240
I just saw a man with hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers state that it was MORE LIKELY THAN NOT that Kanye West is a paid Kremlin operative. I love Twitter.
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) May 2, 2018
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