The Dow took a major dive this afternoon:

Former Obama White House press secretary Jay Carney decided to capitalize on that by teaching Donald Trump a lesson on the pitfalls of touting positive stock market performances:

Never say never, Jay.

No really. Never say it. Because it’s not even remotely true.


Jay Carney and Jay Carney have never met, either, evidently:


Some things never change.



Oh, lawd … look at Jay trying to backpedal:

Bless your heart, clown.