It’s a difficult time to be an American. We need a hug, y’all!

This isn’t quite that hug, but it’s about as close as you can get to one:

Dad wants to talk to you!

And we’re sure he’d answer you right away with a heartfelt, personal message.

For what it’s worth, if you want legitimate texts from a legitimate source, you can’t do better than this:

BRB texting Iowahawk right now.