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Barack Obama wants you to text him and tell him how you're doing and it's definitely not a scam to harvest phone numbers

It’s a difficult time to be an American. We need a hug, y’all!

This isn’t quite that hug, but it’s about as close as you can get to one:

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Dad wants to talk to you!

And we’re sure he’d answer you right away with a heartfelt, personal message.

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For what it’s worth, if you want legitimate texts from a legitimate source, you can’t do better than this:

BRB texting Iowahawk right now.

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