I swear (pun intended), every time I think Eric Swalwell can’t get more unhinged, he finds a way to top himself.
Yesterday, the congressman-turned-gubernatorial hopeful decided the best way to campaign for California’s top job was to proudly announce he was adding two fresh F-bombs to his personal swear tally. One aimed at the President of the United States, the other at the federal agents who enforce our immigration laws.
Because nothing screams 'serious leader ready to fix our broken state' like dropping profanity on a public platform while your constituents dodge needles, shoplifters, and open borders.
Here, add two more to my name. F**k Donald Trump and f**k ICE. https://t.co/0fjiSly3GY
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 9, 2026
Swalwell wants to look tough. He wants the cool-kid cred with the resistance crowd that still thinks screaming obscenities at Donald Trump is a personality.
Not to mention the claims bubbling up just weeks before the primary - women coming forward with stories of unwanted advances, power imbalances, and the kind of behavior that usually ends careers faster than a bad poll. Swalwell’s camp calls it all “'alse and outrageous,' of course. They always do.
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But the timing is brutal for a guy already carrying the Fang Fang baggage and now auditioning to be governor.
How many women did you sexually harass, you greasy buffoon?
— Ashley (TeamTrump47) (@TeamTrump47) April 10, 2026
Greasy buffoon. That reads.
#SwalwellWatch pic.twitter.com/bYqAN0wZ7e
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) April 10, 2026
Release the Swalwell files!
Maybe instead of cursing out ICE, Swalwell could spend five minutes reflecting on why so many women feel comfortable going public right now. Or, you know, focus on the skyrocketing cost of living, the crime, the homelessness. But nah. F-bombs it is. Classy as ever, Congressman. California deserves better. We all do.
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