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America, on Behalf of ALL Virginians I APOLOGIZE for Sen. Tim Kaine - We All Know, He Sucks

AP Photo/Steve Helber

When we first moved to Virginia back in 2016, I had no idea just how absolutely dysfunctional and backward the state really was. Little did I know how much damage the Democrat Party had done to this once red and beautiful state. At the time, we were in the middle of the 2016 Presidential Election and Hillary 'Cankles' Clinton had selected Tim Kaine to be her running mate. One of my very progressive, sucky senators.

Yay me.

Not a good look for the state we'd just relocated to. Nope, not at all.

Living here I have since learned more about why she picked him ... and it's not good. Interestingly enough, in 2018 Republicans magically put up a seriously awful candidate named Corey Stewart, who was not even from VA. Lo and behold, he was an idiot and a huge racist who said terrible things and was easily defeated by Kaine. You might wonder why Virginia Republicans would nominate such a horrific candidate, and I'd just point to the fact that we have open primaries here. *cough cough*

Anyway, I digress. 

Tim Kaine sucked then, he's always sucked, he sucks now, and he'll continue to suck. Don't take my word for it, just look at how he tweets:

Really, dude?

So let ME get this straight.

Tim is fine with 5000 people illegally entering our country every day. In fact, Tim sees that as some sort of win.

Tim is fine with more tax legislation that does nothing to help the middle or lower classes and everything to help his UBER RICH donor class.

Tim wants to lecture Republicans on governing.

Tim is a douchebag, don't be like Tim.

Tim is definitely a Hillary Clinton type of Democrat with questionable financial moves with his wife and of course, his son was arrested during an anti-Trump protest. 

He doesn't care about securing the border or fixing anything.

But you guys knew that already.

There's a reason.

Oopsie. But Kaine also knows the people who support and vote for him are absolutely ignorant of the truth and will go along with anything he says. Sad, I know.

Indeed.

Dingleberry is up for reelection this year and many of us here in Virginia are trying to unseat him ... hey, they told us Youngkin couldn't win and he did. I can only hope we can appeal to the saner people in the middle and get rid of this career politician making a joke of our state.

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