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Insomniacs breathe a sigh of RELIEF as good sleep is now RACIST (take that, you racist sleepers you!)

Twitchy

When everything is racist, nothing is.

This is a common meme/talking point that has been floating around social media for a long time ... maybe since the first year Obama took office because THAT'S when everything in the damn country became racist. Forget that we'd just elected the first Black president, according to the lawn flamingos on the Left things in this country had NEVER been more racist.

And those same lawn flamingos continue to push the race card each and every chance they get. Somehow, some way, they find a way to make anything and everything racist. Welp, sounds like sleep ITSELF is racist now.

No, really.

Sorry. If you sleep well you are racist.

Thank goodness I've never slept well ...

Can't make this level of stupid up. Not even if I tried. And you guys, if I did make something like this up they'd call me a racist for making something up about racism. There is no winning when it comes to dealing with RACE WARRIORS.

Oh, you like to watch TV? ONLY RACISTS WATCH TV.

Oh, you like to read? ONLY RACISTS READ.

Oh, you like to use the bathroom? ONLY RACISTS USE THE BATHROOM.

Oh, you breathe air? ONLY RACISTS BREATHE AIR.

It's all so tiresome and stupid. Then again, it's from The Atlantic so I'd be surprised if it WASN'T tiresome and stupid. Don't they have some editor over there who might have seen this and said, 'Hey ... so I get it, everything is racist and we all hate our country BUT this is sorta reaching, don't you think?'

But then the writer would call that editor a racist.

And thus the circle of racism continues.

Heh.

Right? Me too. Better not chance it. So wait, if we make the decision NOT to sleep does that make us anti-racist? You know what ... I'm totally joking but some doofus could totally read this and say, 'YES, THAT'S IT.'

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