You know, Twitchy really should send Alyssa Milano a Christmas present this year because like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, she IS the gift that keeps on giving. Take for example this video of Alyssa reading a ‘holiday story’ about Betsy DeVos being the Grinch … she had to know she was opening herself up for a world of festive trolling.
Watch.
Hey, @betsydevosED! This is for you.
Here'a a little holiday story for everyone about your #onesIXtygift!
Everyone! Please watch, and then go here for instructions on how to return this supremely shIXtty gift: https://t.co/ZIZ1Ne2lLu pic.twitter.com/bsIILPUnD6
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 5, 2018
*sigh*
You know that face you make when you’re in line at the store and the old timer at the front of the line starts to pay with a bunch of pennies? Yup, just made that face.
Hey, at least most of the trolling rhymes.
I'm Alyssa,
I am Bets,That Bets I am, that Bets I am,
I do not like that Bets I am!Do you love choice,
in schools dear ma'am?I do not like them for the poor,
I do not like them at MY door,
Black kids stay in poor schools, you see,
To keep them far from you and me!— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) December 5, 2018
Ouch.
Would you like them,
here or there?I would like them way off there!
I do not like them in MY schools,
Do you take us all for fools?They'll ruin rich schools, like scores of ghouls!
I do not want poor kids here nor there,
I want them all to stay right there!— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) December 5, 2018
Poetic trolling … and to think, Twitter is still free.
Would you like them with common core?
Interesting that, tell me more
we would teach new mathematics
would it require mental acrobatics?
Yes there would be extreme gyrations
It must be approved by United nations
— What's yer Beef, S2? (@Mstewable) December 6, 2018
Whoa, gold star for finding a rhyme for mathematics.
I could not listen to this crap.
I wish Alyssa would shut her yap!
I sure would rather take a nap,
Than to hear Alyssa flap her trap…— Pappy McConville (@KMcConville_9) December 5, 2018
NOICE.
Taxes, shmaxes,
I do not care,
Taxes, shmaxes,
Are not fair,
Taxes, shmaxes,
I do not pay,
Although I want to
Have a say.
Taxes, shmaxes.by Booger Milanos https://t.co/cYr2JOCZ3g
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) December 6, 2018
Ouch.
— Navin Ram (@Vigilante_Eagle) December 5, 2018
Waaaaaay past time for that.
Would you, could like her post?
We would not, could not like her post.
Not in a house, not with a mouse …
Not in a boat, not with a goat …
We would not like her post here or there.
We would not like it anywhere.
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