As expected, the world is all a-buzz about the first presidential debate and whether you plan on watching it or not, it will likely break viewership records. There are some people talking about this like it’s the Super Bowl. Too bad they won’t allow any commercials during said debate or it would likely be a lot like the Super Bowl.
That being said, if the two major candidates aren’t enough to garner your attention, Ben Shapiro came up with some … interesting … ideas for the debate tonight that would make ANYONE watch, even people who don’t follow politics.
Well, make them watch and maybe get totally grossed out.
Will Hillary take Lenny to the rabbit farm? Will Trump pour water on the Wicked Witch of the West? Find out in America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
Ok, so this scene is not unlike many memes we have seen out there where Hillary is the Wicked Witch of the West.
Will he punch himself directly in the nuts? Will she cough up a lung and require a defibrillator? Find out in America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
Getting a little more graphic here with the idea of any candidate punching him (or her?) self in the nuts. And sorry but Hillary already coughed up a lung, we saw it happen.
Will Trump fling his feces at Lester Holt? Will Hillary Clinton rob a blind child? Find out in America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
Wait wait wait, no feces. No. And c’mon, Hillary has likely robbed thousands of blind children, this wouldn’t be all that surprising.
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Will Trump give Hillary a box of tampons? Will Satan show up to claim Hillary's immortal soul? Find out in America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
EEEK! Although if Trump handed Hillary a box of tampons even her base might consider voting for him. Plus Satan claimed Hillary’s soul decades ago.
Will Trump be able to spell "cat" when spotted the C and the T? Will Hillary eat a human fetus? Find out on America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
No. And maybe.
Will Trump give a shout-out to Charles Manson? Will Hillary invade a random country for no reason? Find out on America: The Reality Show!
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 26, 2016
A shout-out to Manson? “Look, I’m not familiar with Charles Manson …” and please don’t give Hillary any ideas.
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