PETA: STOP THE MONKEY RODEOS! (no, we're not making that up, we even have video)

We realize PETA is trying to make everyone feel bad for the monkeys but … can’t type … through tears … from laughing.

Terrified monkeys are tied to dogs & forced to race them around. Urge baseball teams to stop cruel "monkey rodeos"! https://t.co/bhRri18oQ2

— PETA (@peta) August 6, 2016

The comments on this tweet are ALMOST as funny as the idea of a Monkey Rodeo … almost.

why are these alway's country hicks coming up with these stupid ideas!??

— tellitlikeitis (@loveofanimals75) August 6, 2016

Yeehaw. Ride ’em, monkeys!

as if baseball wouldn't be lame enough… Now this. A perfect combination of cruel and boring.

— Alpinista Mediopelo (@MediocreAlpinis) August 6, 2016

Yeah! (dying)

what sickophants thought up this garbage? which explains U.S. elections.

— vicky mayer (@vickymay55) August 6, 2016

What do elections have to do with Monkey Rodeos? Are republicans losing the Monkey Rodeo vote? Damn.

this is the best thing ever. Monkeys are just having fun.

— YA WOO COUGAR BASKETBALL (@arshForek) August 6, 2016

Heh.

haha that looks funny. *Takes a bite of a Steak*

— YouTrash (@Veggifrei) August 6, 2016

If you’d like to see what PETA is so upset about, here’s some video of a Monkey Rodeo.

Save the MONKEY RODEO!

Oh wait …