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WARNING: Reading Alan Grayson's Twitter feed may be hazardous to your IQ

Oh brother.

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Ever since Rubio announced he isn’t retiring from politics (and looks to be leading in the polls), Representative Alan Grayson has been doing his best impression of a teary, dramatic, frumpier, liberal Scarlet O’Hara in social media. As God is his witness, he will never be hungry again and stuff …

They are PROUD! Proud of what, we’re not sure. The only thing missing here is Grayson shaking his fist in SOLIDARITY. Well, that and …

D’oh. Silly. Democrats don’t have time to think, they’re too busy FEEEEEELING.

He’s so ‘radical.’ Heh.

https://twitter.com/carlosgerboles/status/746876421331623936

Yeah, that’s sorta radical.

That darn email server …

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Guessing Alan would say global warming falls under … hmmm … you know what, we got nothin’.

But democracy!

Not to get all technical on you, Alan, but democracy is akin to mob rule. Thank goodness we’re a republic.

Told you.

https://twitter.com/tjstowers15/status/746175552151764992

We tried to tell him.

Last one because reading too many of his tweets truly is hazardous to your IQ:

Right? Iran, Iraq, Syria – totes safer.

https://twitter.com/nobama452012/status/746083086111219713

Of course he knows this.

https://twitter.com/schlubster/status/746374128370855936

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