Just lower your expectations, Americans. Duh.

Gotta love it when the media’s solution to CRAZY inflation is for us all to just go without. We all know if this had happened under Trump they’d be running stories about how the president is STARVING AMERICANS ON TURKEY DAY, REEEEEE but since it’s President Silver Alert hey, it’s our fault prices are up and if we don’t want to deal with it we should just not get a turkey this year.

Yeah, that’s their solution.

And it stinks.

Ask to split costs.

Yeah, that’s exactly what people want to do during Thanksgiving. ‘Thanks for coming and spending time with us as a family, you mind paying up now?’

Awful.

They really do.

Gobble gobble!

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