Far be it for us to tell news outlets what is and is not news worth covering, but you’d think after the 2000th or so story they write about Biden eating ice cream they’d figure out we’re all laughing at them, ya’ know?
Seriously with this nonsense?
President Joe Biden ended his trip to Michigan with a trip to a local ice cream spot. He ordered vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips in a waffle cone –– and made sure to get two scoops. pic.twitter.com/ZmzdBouj46
— CBS News (@CBSNews) July 4, 2021
Mollie Hemingway just gets it.
It's very subtle, but if you have a trained eye, a thorough understanding of the literature, and an academic background in media ecology, you can detect a slight difference in the way that the media covered the previous president and this one. https://t.co/924rOTxCA6
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) July 4, 2021
The trained eye.
I think it’s in your head Mollie. I’m not sure what you’re talking about. pic.twitter.com/fcL2TFIs5p
— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) July 4, 2021
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Barely detectable. https://t.co/w1r9FvOm2i
— Michele Blood (@BloodBrief) July 4, 2021
Remember how they wrote about his salt and pepper shakers being bigger than other people’s? It was the most ri-damn-diculous four years of media we have ever seen.
We have a toddler in chief.
— johnny Sigh (@johnnycy89) July 4, 2021
And he likes his ice cream and bankey.
Ice cream choices are all they are comfortable reporting
— GourMom (@gourmom908) July 4, 2021
He sure knows his ice cream but he has absolutely NO idea what is going on at the border.
— Megs (@megs012) July 4, 2021
This is hard-hitting journalisming!
— Paul V. Downey (@PVDowney) July 4, 2021
CBS considers itself a “news” organization?
— Ohio Country (@8Country8) July 4, 2021
No I can't quite see it. I think I need to do further research. Are the chocolate chips important?
— G (@Gordon_998877) July 4, 2021
— Frank Naccarato (@frank_naccarato) July 4, 2021
81 billion people supposedly voted for this.
You mean ordering vanilla ice cream is no longer a subtle message to support white supremacy?
— Matt (@Matt_Kajaani) July 4, 2021
Do NOT give them any ideas.
Ya, I cant tell. I must need more training
— J-Dawg (@baldandgassy) July 4, 2021
$14.58 for a cone?
— On the Mohawk (@onthemohawk) July 4, 2021
Yeah, but at least it’s 16 cents cheaper now…
— B0ris “Lythronax” Malenk0 (@V1nduska) July 4, 2021
Annnnd we’re dead.
EL OH EL.