Far be it for us to tell news outlets what is and is not news worth covering, but you’d think after the 2000th or so story they write about Biden eating ice cream they’d figure out we’re all laughing at them, ya’ know?

Seriously with this nonsense?

Mollie Hemingway just gets it.

The trained eye.

Heh.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Remember how they wrote about his salt and pepper shakers being bigger than other people’s? It was the most ri-damn-diculous four years of media we have ever seen.

And he likes his ice cream and bankey.

Yup.

Border?

What border?

81 billion people supposedly voted for this.

No words.

Do NOT give them any ideas.

Annnnd we’re dead.

EL OH EL.