We really need a term like ‘dad jokes’ for Bette Midler’s tweets.

You know, when someone tells you it’s a dad joke you expect it to be sorta stupid? Yeah, someone should develop the Bette Bit or something more clever so readers have a warning.

She was trying so hard here too …

She washed her brain?

What now?

And maybe she missed it but this is what happens when you quarantine people.

Are they saying her brain is in her backside?

That’s what they’re saying, right?

Bette really set herself up with this one.

And while he’s at it he should totally open the borders! Why the Hell not?!

EL ON EL.

It’s impressive and not in a good way.

Accurate.